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"Akak, kenapa akak xletak gambar akak dekat Facebook?" tanya aku smbil makan coki2 org punya.

"Xdelah Ummu.. Akak wajib jaga nama baik suami akak. Memang xsalah letak gmbr muka kita. Tapi bagi akak seorang perempuan muslimah dia tak expose diri dia sgt dekat org. Sesape je boleh view gambar akak. Itu semua termasuk dalam menjaga maruah. Tambah pulak akak dah bersuami tapi lelaki lain duk ralit menengok gambar akak. Itu kan dah defeat purpose kita sebagai wanita muslim Ummu." kata  firmate ku sambil sibuk mencari Criminal Procedure Code.

"Oh….." coki2 yang daku makan terjatuh diatas lantai dan kemudian disapu oleh Senior partner ku yg tetibe rajin-bebeno-menyapu lantai.

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