Tengahari yang panas.

" Bro, nescafe o ais bungkus. "
" Tak boleh. "
" Tak boleh?? "
" Tak boleh. "
" Kenapa? "
" Heheh xdelah. Mestilah boleh. "


Ya Allah.. mgedik pulak.. Nak gurau la kononya? Okay xpe2.

" Nah, nescafe o ais.." *smbil tsengih.
" Berapa? "
" RM1.20 "

Aku pun bagi la 1.20 dkt mamat tu.


Dia : Eh Li, nescafe o ais RM 1.20 kan?
Kwn dia : RM 1.30 lah,
Dia : sorry2. RM1.30. 


Aku tetibe mcm nak mengenakan dia balik. Aku pun seluk kocek nak ambik seposen.


" Alamak bro xde seposen ah. " *muka gelabah gila.
" Ha xde? " *dia pun panic tetibe.
" Haahla xde.. "
" Takde? " *tanya lg tu..
" Heh. " *smbil hulur seposen letak atas meja. Terus angkat kaki.


Dari belakang aku dengar dia kata, " Owh balas dendam. " Ngahahahaha! 

Comments

  1. Cuppies, Cake & CookiesTuesday, February 22, 2011

    hahahahhahahahaha...ummu, kamu leh masuk raja lawak la..leh bayangkan muka gelabah kamu tu..hahhaa..

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  2. Miss WhitelighterTuesday, February 22, 2011

    semua org kata gitu tp sy ni xcukup lawak lah.lawak sy picisan sgt ngeh2.

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